Effective Date: March 23, 2025
At Deep Red State, we value your privacy almost as much as we value allegiance. This policy outlines how we collect, use, and protect your information — because trust, like loyalty, is earned (and occasionally demanded).
Deep Red State
Grand Baie, Mauritius
Email: privacy@deepredstate.com
We collect certain types of data when you interact with our site. Here’s what we gather and why:
Collected via: Brevo
Purpose: Newsletters, promotional updates, order confirmations, and vital communications from the Central Office of Merchandise and Allegiance.
Don’t worry, we don’t flood your inbox. We’re too busy praising our Final Leader.
Collected via: Google Analytics
Purpose: To monitor, optimize, and analyze visitor behavior and site performance. Because efficiency is patriotic.
Handled by: Printify
Purpose: Fulfilling your glorious merchandise orders.
Future Tool of the State: Meta Pixel (implementation in progress)
Purpose: To better serve you targeted freedom... in the form of ads.
To process orders and keep you updated.
To analyze web performance.
To send the occasional email update — always relevant, sometimes humorous, never unnecessary.
Printify (for order fulfillment).
Google (analytics).
Meta (once tracking begins).We don’t sell your information. It’s classified.
Access & Correction: You can request to see or edit your personal data.
Erasure: You may request that your data be deleted.
Timing: We'll confirm deletion within 30 days of your request.
Contact for Privacy Issues: privacy@deepredstate.com
By using our site, you consent to this policy and all its glorious implications. Any updates to this document will be posted here — we recommend reviewing it occasionally in case the State has revised its stance.